| Name | Sex | Relationship to Barb Sanders |
|---|
| Abigail | F | aunt (father's sister) |
| Abner | M | cousin (Aunt Esther's son) |
| Agnes | F | grandmother (paternal) |
| Alexander | M | friend |
| Amber | F | childhood friend |
| Amelia | F | granddaughter (Ellie's daughter) |
| Andrea | F | co-worker |
| Archie | M | friend |
| Arthur | M | boyfriend |
| Arvonne | F | friend |
| Benjamin | M | uncle (Aunt Abigail's husband) |
| Blake | M | boyfriend |
| Bonnie | F | close friend |
| Bridget | F | aunt (Uncle Dale's wife) |
| Carla | F | granddaughter (Paulina's daughter) |
| Carlos | M | friend (married to Lucy) |
| Caroline | F | niece (Lydia's daughter) |
| Charla | F | granddaughter (Ellie's daughter) |
| Charlotte | F | aunt (mother's sister) |
| Chuck | M | co-worker |
| Clyde | M | grandfather (paternal) |
| Corinne | F | sister-in-law (brother Dwight's wife) |
| Dale | M | uncle (mother's brother) |
| Damian | M | grandson (Ellie's son) |
| Daphne | F | cousin 1x removed (Willie's daughter) |
| Darcy | F | cousin (Aunt Rosalie's daughter) |
| Darryl | M | boyfriend |
| Deirdre | F | cousin (Aunt Rosalie's daughter) |
| Delia | F | niece (Lydia's daughter) |
| Delilah | F | cousin (Aunt Abigail's daughter) |
| Della | F | acquaintance |
| Derek | M | friend |
| Dickie | M | co-worker |
| Dmitri | M | uncle (Aunt Millie's husband) |
| Dominic | M | acquaintance (Mabel's husband) |
| Dora | F | high school friend |
| Doreen | F | cousin (Uncle Dale's daughter) |
| Doug | M | brother-in-law (Lydia's husband) |
| Dovre | F | daughter (oldest) |
| Duane | M | high school friend |
| Dudley | M | uncle (Aunt Charlotte's husband) |
| Duncan | M | cousin 1x removed (Patricia's son) |
| Dwight | M | brother |
| Dylan | M | co-worker |
| Elaine | F | aunt (father's sister) |
| Ellie | F | daughter (middle) |
| Elliot | M | boyfriend |
| Ernie | M | friend (married to Ginny) |
| Esther | F | aunt (mother's sister) |
| Ethan | M | co-worker |
| Evangeline | F | imaginary comedy character |
| Franklin | M | uncle (Aunt Millie's husband) |
| Ginny | F | friend (married to Ernie) |
| Gordon | M | co-worker |
| Gus | M | uncle (Aunt Rosalie's husband) |
| Hank | M | co-worker |
| Hector | M | boyfriend |
| Heidi | F | niece (Dwight's daughter) |
| Howard | M | ex-husband |
| Jake | M | brother |
| Jared | M | father-in-law |
| Jeanie | F | niece (Jake's daughter) |
| Jeb | M | friend |